Health: Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut...

By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 17:01 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML

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By au. - 06/01/2022 05:01

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting had a severe peanut allergy, and he looked me dead in the eye as he ate a peanut bar before I could stop him. His sister swore up and down that I made him eat it. Guess who the parents believed, even after I rushed him to the hospital. FML

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Friday 26 February 2010 9:10

You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.

AMMYFIST 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:11

YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?

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angrynegro7 16

Friday 26 February 2010 19:17

You sir, are a bag of douche. You deserve a beatdown for that.

ASHLEEBAYBEEx3 4

Friday 26 February 2010 19:55

thats not funny. even if it was a peanut or w|e you though it be funny to watch your friend eat something off the floor ? thats not funny and even if i wasnt allergic to it i still wouldnt be laughing, id be pissed x( YDI

milobloom 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:12

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geovanni 9

Friday 26 February 2010 20:14

ur a dick

hedgehogs 0

Friday 26 February 2010 21:16

You ******g moron. There has been so publicity about this allergy that there is just no excuse for not checking to see if someone has it before you do something like this.

hi5534 3

Friday 26 February 2010 21:30

Wow douchebag, I hope he 'accidently' hits you with a car one day.

blastvortex 3

Friday 26 February 2010 22:04

FML? Are you joking? Be thankful they didn't do anything worse to you... yet. YDI.

moityrr 0

Friday 26 February 2010 22:44

You are an idiot! Are you joking????? Why the hell is hiding food that was on the floor funny anyways??!! And, if you are a friend I'm not sure why you didn't know about his allergy. This is a deadly allergy and you are really immature and irresponsible. I cannot believe you would find this amusing. I cannot blame the family for hating you....my son has a peanut allergy and I feel sick just thinking about your "joke".

sirsnooksalot 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 0:27

OMG ROFL! PUT DIRTY PEANUT INTO FRIENDS FOOD! NOW HIS MOUTH WILL BE DIRTY! LOL! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!! But seriously, YDI for being immature and not knowing your friend well enough to know about his allergy.