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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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You old fool

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 17:01 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML

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Friday 26 February 2010 9:10

You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.

AMMYFIST 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:11

YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?

Comments

Hiropon 0

Friday 26 February 2010 14:51

Did it look like a peanut? He should've known what it was... but still, you're a douche for that. I'm also allergic to peanuts. 

2bobbybowdens 0

Friday 26 February 2010 15:14

I'd rather read the one that says "Today my ex-friend was being a dick and now I'm dead. FM....... erm?"

imchanel 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:42

I could see why you would do it as a joke. and I could understand why you don't know he's allergic to peanuts. not exactly something two friends talk about. but FYL

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 26 February 2010 16:54

OP, you are a ******* retard! YDI

tfm272 0

Friday 26 February 2010 17:03

ur such an idiot

pfunk129 1

Friday 26 February 2010 17:06

you're a douche for not knowing your friend is allergic to peanuts.

jailbot 7

Friday 26 February 2010 17:13

I guess I can see tricking a friend into eating something off the floor, but only if you OFFER it to them, and they accept it. Sneaking it in is a retarded thing to do, and you totally deserve the hate.

HIJKay 0

Friday 26 February 2010 17:18

FYL. That sucks that you didn't know, I'm sorry. Also, for people calling him a dick for not knowing, they could have been relatively new friends.

ekralc_ssly 0

Friday 26 February 2010 18:11

Idiot.

Donandino 0

Friday 26 February 2010 18:38

wait, how would have that been funny anyway? he would have just eaten it big deal. I eat shit off the ground all the time lol. Coincidentally I think the allergic reaction was a more humorous, although tragic, outcome. F his life for having a shitty friend who didn't know about his allergy!