By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

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redbluegreen 40

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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meeeep 0

at least he didn't post it on fml for the world to see like you did... meow.

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DeafMonkey 0

Personally, I believe you deserved this. This dude was obviously an asshole and for you too give up your virginity so quickly to someone like this...Well it kinda makes you look like a desperate *****.

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etphonehome10 0

agree with 25 in four months you can't know everything about that person and love them, or have sex with them.

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interflop 0

Give him a break, it's an exciting day in every man's life when he finally gets laid.

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xClarkGable 0

You realize this is your fault, right? You don't have sex with someone just because you're in love. Sure, I've made that mistake twice, but I've learned from it. i'm guessing you're a teenager?

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genius_man16 0

I'm kind of lost on this FML. Did you regret it because he did that? Are you just simply embarrassed? I mean, if you feel bad that you lost your virginity to such a douchebag then YDI for giving it up so easily. Had he even said "I love you" back!? But if it was just because he decided to share to everyone what happened and you don't regret the virginity thing then FYL.

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Scorponok 0

Why are you complaining? You got to participate.

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abouttofly 12

@DeafMonkey: You're obviously an asshole and for you to condemn someone like this so quickly...Well it kinda makes you look like someone desperate to feel superior.

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kiteofnight 0

I don't really know why every comment above me is a cynical 50 year old talking about why being in love isn't a good qualification for having sex; the only 'issue' here is that OP has a ridiculous notion of what "love" is. And I can only say that because she "loves" a total douche bag. Enjoy.

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