By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

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redbluegreen 40

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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pushinglimits_fml 0

aren't you just "hella" cool, #1 and four months? sounds like he wouldn't leave you alone about it

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smashyy 0

lmao, what an ass. YDI

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unlucky91 0

WELCOME TO HIGH SCHOOL.

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Eros_fml 0

careful...that means that he cares more about sex than you

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Light_Ty 0

Sex and "Love" don't mix, people just don't get it =/ I mean, it COULD work, but 99% of the time, not at all

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yeahitstella 0

Wow, how old is your boyfriend? Jeez, that's just plain immature.

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Luna_LoveIsGood 0

his mistake, not yours he ruined the moment and if you didn't want anyone to know about it (unless you're not annomus on this site), you could always say he lied.

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kylek61294 1

*"(unless you're not anonymous on this site)

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Philthy_02 0

Soooo he wanted to tell his friends he had sex for the first time.. which he has probably been wating for and his friends anticipating. Whats so wrong wih that?

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awkwardturtley 0

A lot?! It wasn't only *his* event to tell to start with. What if she didn't want everyone to know? Which definitely seems to be the case from the FML. Also, that's a private moment and if he really wanted to tell someone and she okay'd it he still should have WAITED until an appropriate later time... It's just rude. On a separate side note, from the sound of things he didn't really expect OP to have sex with him so I'm curious to know how many people either didn't believe him or accused of cheating. Just a thought *shrug*

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