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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 07:37 - United States

Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside to show the guest how adorable he is. In the middle of our conversation, he came running up to us with my vibrator in his mouth. FML

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By nofunforme - 25/06/2019 12:00 - United States - Candler

Today, I was having fun while home alone, until my dog heard my vibrator and tried to attack me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 02:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 05:30 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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By foops - 02/02/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my dogs freaked out and started getting violent because they thought the sound of my vibrator was the other's growling. FML

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By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML

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By robertsonjimmy - 14/06/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

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By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

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Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:27

A golden vibrator retriever

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Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:16

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Comments

Muffin_boo 12

Wednesday 3 November 2010 9:19

there is a type of aids that dogs/cats can get, and no it's not the same as aids that we contract. btw, your puppy wins :D epically!

iluvcandy 7

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:30

that is hilarious u have one very smart dog there

alliteen 3

Friday 21 October 2011 4:28

ruh roh. :K]

Mforce 8

Monday 2 January 2012 7:28

Awwww how... Kinky.

MegaElectric 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 23:56

YDI you should keep your sex toys where a puppy can get it. But I guess he wanted to make whip it yourself whip cream.

ChaoSKinG86 7

Friday 22 February 2013 12:54

Should have washed it properly and he would not have taken it. It's like consentrated crotch smell for a dog.

The_Mr_Troll 14

Saturday 20 July 2013 10:29

I wonder if you'll come to enjoy his toys as he enjoys yours. Kidding aside, you really should find a place to keep your vibrator rather than out in the open.