By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 07:37 - United States

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Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside to show the guest how adorable he is. In the middle of our conversation, he came running up to us with my vibrator in his mouth. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

A golden vibrator retriever

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iamchuck 0

Man's best friend found woman's best friend.

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perdix 29

You need to keep the puppy in his crate and your vibrator in your box. Your guest won't be disturbed and will wonder why you moan at all his jokes.

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DncrHap 9

exactly. magic bullet belongs in a woman 24/7. why take it out?

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Lythiaren 8

YDI for leaving it in a place where he could get it. It's called puppy proofing. You should've done it when you first decided to get a dog.

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daven_fml 0

I agree, it he can get to that what else is that precious pup going to get into.

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whoisthisgirl 4

ray! gotta love puppies :)

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madarchod 0

He is saying that now he is here, you don't need the vibrator

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joshlambert991 0

haha that blows big time. atleast it wasn't your parents

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joshlambert991 0

haha that blows big time. atleast it wasn't your parents

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imright24 0

Maybe he wanted to play "find the toy" again.

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elmorous 0

as he's chewing it wahhhhhhhhh-oooooooo-wah-oooooo-wahhhhh

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