#30, you made me laugh. "Retarded asshole"? Right. "No matter what the age or gender that was wrong (unless the OP is a 25 year old... etc)" If you can't see why that is flawed, then I can't help you. "Sometimes people want to scare their sisters for fun. I know I do." Congrats. You're a dick. #24, for someone who thinks *I* talk too much, "dithering" as you put it, you talk a lot of crap. I laughed my head off. Damn right I pulled the "you have no life" card. If you can't see the difference between me commenting here, and someone thinking "Oh, I know what I'll do for fun! Scare the crap out of my ten year old sister!" you're a fool. Entertaining, but a fool nonetheless.

Child Abuse this made me laugh but damn that's ****** up.

Judgeymcjudge, you need to quit analyzing too much, and stop getting so butthurt over an FML. ANYWAYS, that blows OP. If this is a true FML, call the police, or tell another adult. IThere's nothing that justifies punching your child in the eye.

CHILD ABUSE. D:

Lol judgeymcjudge, awesome name btw, I made no connection between having a life and posting here. You went off on a tangent and surmised that on your own. Well done. Find some humour in your life. The ten year old girl is not going to be scarred for life by a little surprise joke. Also amusing how you say I talk crap, but fail to mention anything I said that was. And if you look past #30's grammar instead of acting infantile about it, no irony intended, you'd see he meant at an age that someone would be considered a child. Are you sensitive to getting a fright or something? Seems like you have a vendetta. Go to counselling with the OP's mom, especially seeing as you think pranking someone warrants violence. Do you hide in the closet on halloween?

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JarJarBinks - Dude, what the hell?! You said: "I made no connection between having a life and posting here" You also said "And nice one, lol, pull the 'you have no life' card. With a post like that, maybe you practise what you preach" Better? And I didn't need to be specific. But, since you point it out, I was referring to the general hypocrisy of your comments. And in any case, all your assumptions that I have issues is just dumb - heaven forbid I just think it's a stupid thing to do to get your jollies out of frightening little kids *rolls eyes*. And what the hell? I care nothing for #30's grammar. She said age means nothing, then contradicted herself. I probably should have checked and realised I was dealing with a 13yr old before even indulging the "retarded asshole" comment, though.

Quit using this persons comments to wage petty fights JMcJ. Their life is ****** enough.

abuse? oh come on people -_- you're taking it all too far! it's a funny story and that's that.

Falcon punch! Solves family problems like a charm.