Kids: Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid...

By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By NoSpirit - 01/11/2012 08:20

Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland

Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

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By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:28

Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL

KwitIt 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:29

Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...

Comments

yer_maw 1

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:39

At least you know who's the favourite child now, eh?

GrapefruitZoe 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:41

She PUNCHED YOU IN THE EYE? That's WRONG on SO many levels.

TigressUK 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:45

Sounds like you have an abusive family. Better call someone quick.

acro_actress95 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:51

I agree with #13 and LOL to #8 OP: That sucks! I'd probably ask my mom to sign up for anger management (maybe from a distance though LOL) Punching you're child is wrong on its own, it doesn't matter where. But in the EYE, or anywhere near the FACE is way beyond wrong. :o| Good Luck :O)

aback 4

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:54

You could call Childrens Services and get her in some deep shit, but I doubt it would improve things any. Sounds like both your sister and mom are stupid little bitches. FYL.

FPsLife 5

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:55

Not exactly proper corporal punishment... it's people like her that give the rest of us a bad name.

Indiana_fml 4

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:56

Domestic violence FTW. Next time, bite her finger off. That'll teach her that physical assaults can be mutual. No seriously, when you hit 16 and it doesn't get better, you better move out. No point in experiencing that child abuse were alright. In the worst case, one raises his own children in that way...

judgeymcjudge 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:57

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quizikall 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 17:47

so boys can't hit girls

Rhythm_Man 0

Friday 16 July 2010 0:24

what's up with you judgey?

crazedcabbages 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 2:04

ur being ******* ridiculous first OP's a guy n second wat u just said was kind of sexist and third who DOESNT scare their sibiling be they big nor small its FUN n a JOKE! stop freaking overreacting yeah he so deserves it for getting punched in the eye from his MOTHER all because he said one measley word in attempt to scare his sister a little. i mean seriously if u dnt play around like that with ur sibling then wat a sad family relationship.