Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident...

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:05

How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.

volcom1206 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:09

This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.

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zebendyone 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:53

I've done that. xD Only.. without the hour part. Maybe a half hour. Why are people so pissed off and typing in all caps over the hour thing? Breathe, people. 142 other people have already said the same thing. >.

justxmyxluck 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:26

flaunt the hair! i say as long as you wear deodorant, it shouldnt matter xD

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:53

@104, yes I meant armpits, but I assure you that "gag me with a spoon" is not NEARLY as gross as what I have to look at when I see her armpits. I can only imagine what her muff looks like. Actually, I don't want to.

therissa 0

Friday 15 May 2009 4:54

I can't understand how long you must have waited between shaving sessions for it to have taken you an hour to shave your legs in the first place. But if you do so a little more often, neither legs nor pits should be quite so noticeable.