By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML
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MKC_fml 0

snatching it off the floor so your dog doesn't eat it....good. Popping it in your mouth before looking at it....not so good.

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betsymonty 0

And the worst part? A dog wouldn't get sick from a single M&M.

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Eresbel 0

That's what you get for eating off the ground. That's a disgusting thing to do, even if it had been an M&M. It depends on the dog's breed and size. Most dogs can't handle the amount of chocolate #28's could. An M&M wouldn't have even made most dogs sick, but a pan of brownies would have killed most dogs.

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cryssycakesx3 22

it's perfectly fine to eat off the floor. is your floor that dirty? I understand bugs get into some crevices like window sills and light covers but why the hell is there a beetle amongst your living quarters just hanging out and about on your floor? sweep your floor OP.

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Gavik 0

YDI - I have 5 dogs. While every dog is allergic to chocolate, it's not going to hurt them unless they eat 5 pounds of fudge. It depends on their size and breed, but even for an 8 pound dog, 1 M&M won't hurt. Look it up.

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OokamiChan 0

One m&m will do nothing to your dog. You don't need to 'hurriedly pick it up off the floor' to stop a dog from eating a /tiny/ piece of chocolate. YDI.

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cryssycakesx3 22

if there's beetles hanging out on her floor who knows what else is there. she did have to "hurriedly pick it up" so other bugs don't get it.

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icyblux3 0

Oh please! I have a 10 pounds poodle and he eats chocolate like everyday (he loves it) and he's going to be five this year and nothing happened to him. A single M&M won't kill your dog. It's nice to know you care, though. But a beetle? Uh, yum.

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Silhouette_fml 0

An important rule of life: Look before you leap, or in this case, eat.

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acro_actress95 0

#2 and #19 took the words right out of my mouth. Or in this case comment box I guess LOL :oP. You should look before you eat anything off the floor but it was good that you tried to protect your dog. And yes dogs can get sick off one M&M.

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cchamp27 0

The beetle was a round shape of a solid color with an "m" on it?

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Atropos_fml 0

And why did you eat it off the ground? I mean, even if you weren't trying to keep it from your dog, that's just gross. And it does take a huge amount of chocolate to harm a dog so I think it would have been fine. How did you not notice it wasn't an M&M when you picked it up?

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