By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML
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Same thing different taste

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MKC_fml 0

snatching it off the floor so your dog doesn't eat it....good. Popping it in your mouth before looking at it....not so good.

And the worst part? A dog wouldn't get sick from a single M&M.

Comments

vee_baby 0

This FML just makes you sound like a fatass..

YDI for eating off the floor. That's just nasty.

ineedadrink 0

you couldn't tell the difference between a smooth, one-shaped candy and a rougher textured, legged animal? i'm glad you tried to stop your dog from eating what you thought was an M&M, but you should've thrown the thing away not eaten it.

i dont see why you had to EAT it though..

Dogs DO NOT get sick off of chocolate. My dog loves it. Just don't give them too much and they're fine. If your dog gets sick off of one M&M, you should be more worried about all that other "dog food" crap you're feeding it.

stellarxx 0
tnf0920 9

First off a small M&M is not going to kill your dog, not even harm it, so you were a moron for snatching it off the ground before he could eat it. Secondly, you were even more of a moron to eat it...one because it had been on the floor and two you didn't even look at it.

effmalife 0

i did something like this wen i was REALLY little i saw soemthin on the ground that looked like part of a snack i had eaten earlier and i popped it into my mouth and then i realized it was part of a bug but i was like 5

Ew, why would you eat it? I would pick it up and throw it out. You don't eat something that hit the floor