By julian1 - 19/08/2015 11:34 - United States - Orlando

Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
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Dilwann 27

Sunbathing isn't really healthy. If you need vitamin D, you might as well just go on a walk, walk to the store, go biking or whatever. Sunbathing while laying still is actually quite 'dangerous' (sunburns etc).

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lat187 18

Sunbathing to be healthy? That is like riding a segway instead of taking a car "to be healthy"

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lat187 18

Sunbathing to be healthy? That is like riding a segway instead of taking a car "to be healthy"

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jmagd781 16

How is sun bathing healthy? maybe try exercising as something healthy

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Pharmkitty 11

Sunbathing often leads to sun burns....which lead to skin cancer. Not sure how being sedentary really promotes healthiness, burns aside. If you're really concerned about your vitamin D, there are supplements or just a general good diet should do it. That being said... You must be a special kind of unlucky to get that sort of attention from the bugs! Yikes!

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PsychicBulwark 4

Taking supplements for Vitamin D is ridiculous unless you're an albino or pregnant.

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laurellkawes 31

No, it's not!! I shattered my ankle and had to stay home for 6 months, and my Vitamin D was so low that I had to be put on it. Also, people in like Alaska and Washington take it to prevent Seasonal Affective Disorder which is a form of depression caused by getting little sunlight

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Not really. My mom takes a high dosage of prescription Vitamin D supplement for her osteoporosis.

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qdawg06 23

Hopefully you aren't the type of person to pick at bug bites.

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worldclassrager 39

Just drink more milk...it will get the vitamin D as well that way...and no bugs to worry about

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corky1992 33

How can you sun bathe when you're fully clothed? Lol unless you meant you were in a bathing suit.

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Lillyyy06 6

Next time my mum tells me to 'go outside' I'm going to show her this fml

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sean18202 10

what did you expect? you live in florida!

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