lmfao justdancebby i agree, the OP's not a classy broad or dane or w/e

You could have just simply told him that you, too, were pregnant.

Are you kidding? How many wives would be willing to do that for their husbands? Best wife ever.

Wow his loss, you seem pretty fun, haha

Of course the "******* wife" comes first, but if he has leftovers, he can share them with his girlfriend. It's just simple rat-bastard etiquette.

There is no pregnant girlfriend, he was just mad because she brought home cheap, skunky beer and boring ****. You have to do better next time. I'm no beer connoisseur, but you can't go wrong with hot MILF action!

Will you marry me? Beer and **** always does the trick

Obviously it wasn't a traditionally "romantic" or "classy" thing to do, but I'm sure that's not at all what she was going for. She wouldn't have done it had she thought he was going to hate it. Most men out there would LOVE if their wife would do that for them, with the exception of a few narrow-minded idiots. Not all sex is about romance, candle-lit dinners, and rose petals...sometimes you have to really just let loose and go wild! That's what keeps things exciting. I think I'm going to try that for my husband, hopefully without the same results :P

I'm sure many other men would be more than happy to have a wife/girlfriend who brings them beer and **** after a tough week at work! PLUS, picking a screaming whining baby with his new girlfriend as opposed to a wife who delivers beer and **** to the house, he's picking the losing team! Let us know what happens in 9 months!

FYL for now...I'm sure this is like a kick in the teeth but in the long run you're better off. You went an extra mile to please your husband so you deserve better than that cheater.