Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my...

By kissandcontrol01 - 10/10/2015 04:22 - United States - Hanford

Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML

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You deserved it 4 148

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By tripleBBB - 09/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML

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By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

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By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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You deserved it 34 802

Y'all need fiber.

By blondie875 - 26/05/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I had just gotten out of the shower when I thought I had to fart, so I ripped it. instead, I shat all over myself and my floor. I'm 30. FML

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You deserved it 1 383

Seeing is believing

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 10:46 - Sweden

Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML

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You deserved it 39 504

By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 18:27 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

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You deserved it 3 944

Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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You deserved it 6 071

Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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You deserved it 1 300

By B1N - 15/04/2019 14:00

Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML

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You deserved it 225

Cash grab

By Megan - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML

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You deserved it 26 332

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Saturday 10 October 2015 19:48

You mean long overdue?

pauliegon 18

Saturday 10 October 2015 19:48

A haircut may be in order here

Comments

vicky_lynnnnn 11

Saturday 10 October 2015 20:04

Hey, its money!

ProSwimmerFL 16

Saturday 10 October 2015 20:10

That's ******* nasty

Enslaved 36

Saturday 10 October 2015 20:23

Check for more. Maybe you'll find grandpa's watch.

aprilnb1 18

Saturday 10 October 2015 20:25

You should save it and put it towards a hair cut...

countryb_cth 38

Saturday 10 October 2015 20:29

Or a hair brush

abbssterss 14

Saturday 10 October 2015 20:29

Well deserved ? Money fell out your hair ? A shower is always well deserved and if you have access to it why do you have 26 cents falling out of your hair ? ?