By OompaLoompa - 18/06/2009 13:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML
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TheDarkoprince 0

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da Oompa, Loopma, doom-pa-dee-do

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whyohwhyohwhy 0

if you must fake tan..... two words...spot test

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dan0 0

i'd rather see someone pale instead of that spray crap

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mandark 9

try say YD-*******-I out loud. it's awkward. D: you deserve ******* it? @OP. I'm the most pale (palest?) person in my family, I know what it's like to want to be tan like others. But I'm a goddamn secret ginger.

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pleasetryagain 0

Just because it's hilarious doesn't mean she didn't deserve it for needing to be trendy.

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allmidnighteyes 10

It sounds less awkward than Y-*******-DI =/

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PureGold 0

And Anne Hathaway lol. She always seems to be really pale, but it suits her. People usually look best in their natural skin tone...if you change that, you're trying to look like someone you're not.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

I don't get this 'tanning' thing. There's still so much racism in the world (even if it's in secrecy) and yet all people want to do is be darker. I'm Brazilian, so I always have a nice tan, though. ;D

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irrelevantxx 0

YDI. you made yourself look like an orange. May I suggest natural tanning?

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ExpectationsFail 0

Everywhere you went? Wooow, that's an exaggeration.

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mynameisnotjudie 0

bahahahaha. This is why spray tans are never a good idea. Either embrace your paleness, or buy a crap load of sunscreen, and lay outside for the next few months. Just don't get burnt - that's worse for you than being orange ;- )

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