You deserve it, just live with being pale ffs, who really gives a crap?

i'm pale too but i don't feel the need to pay money to get a fake tan that will most likely end up looking super un-natural and yes, probably orange...YDI

hahahahhahah. that would suck.

I doubt this is true

Anyone who says being pale is "hot" is just trying to make themself feel better.

Embrace your paleness! #117, being pale doesn't even matter if the rest you is hot...

And the moral to this story is: Learn to love your own ethnicity. YDI.

EW, fake tans? Even so, this is why you should PROBABLY put a small patch of it on a test area of your skin to see how the color will look first, ya know?

honestly, what CHILDREN would be singing those songs to you? the original is to old for them to know/care about. even if any do you'd be lucky to find one. i am near positive that if any children cared about the movie they'd know of the new one with johnny depp. at that point the songs would have no relevance to your condition.

YDI for thinking fake tan could ever look good. Tans only ever look decent when they're natural.