By OompaLoompa - 18/06/2009 13:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 276
You deserved it 62 268

Same thing different taste

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Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da Oompa, Loopma, doom-pa-dee-do

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Edit: whoa for some reason this showed up under the wrong comment xP. sorry lol.

I feel your pain... I made the same mistake back when I was in grade 8. Either go to the salon to get the spray stuff done proffessionally, or use that gradual self tanning moisturizer stuff. Never use the 'insta-tan' shit from drugstores, assuming that's what you did.

WFMS 0

Why can't just accept that they are white. I'm Italian and Irish so I have dominate Irish genes so I turned out pale. But I get tan in the summer. I also have vitaligo but I don't care. I think it's sorta cool

Ramby 0
Jessaly_fml 0

I agree with 99, either use the gradual tanning stuff (works SO well) or just get a tan in the booth things.

HAHAHA... Why wouldn't you realize you were orange before you left your house?

Night22_fml 4

Oompa loompa gubble-de-goo