By Clare - 21/02/2011 23:15 - Canada

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Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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Same thing different taste

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akd1v 0

who the hell talks about the bible during sex anyways ?

Who the hell has a conversation during sex anyways?

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This may be ignorant but i dont see why you cant talk about the bible during sex. Traditionally if theres talking, its dirty but if he wants to talk about the bible, so be it

I dont think yelling "oh, god!" counts as talking about the bible....

22cute 17
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monkeybanana 7

sounds like you're feeling guilty about having sex when he talks about the bible?

um...... with hold sex till he gets the message?

awesomelikethat 0

So you stopped having sex to talk about the bible. Your bf must feel really unholy during sex

Ooohhhh baabyyyyy you know da Bible says to only have sex after marriage... *screams*

Has he expressed his fantasy of inviting the door knockers in to read to you both?