Intimacy: Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he...

By Clare - 21/02/2011 23:15 - Canada

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

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By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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By alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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By ... - 06/06/2011 07:44 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

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By WWJD - 01/03/2017 12:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and I lustfully requested we try doggy style this time. He responded, "No, Jesus wouldn't like that." FML

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By bunnyluver4545 - 11/01/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By anonymous - 14/02/2011 13:45 - United States

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

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akd1v 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:35

who the hell talks about the bible during sex anyways ?

ilovejorgerabara 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:36

Who the hell has a conversation during sex anyways?

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yanayo 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:07

lol

sara8866 8

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:32

Damn Canadians that's who!!!!

abasio 1

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:37

This is almost as good as the guy quoting bible verses while jacking off in a public urinal!

skulluks 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 11:28

Whats so wrong about the 2nd cumming?

sculp91 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 17:14

hmmm makes you feel guilty Eh? maybe u shouldn't do it then....

thnts25 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 17:34

"HARDER!" "sure babe, but first let's talk about Jesus"

bmanholmes 3

Thursday 24 February 2011 1:58

it's normal to say "oh god "

jSOPURE 3

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:30

Nothing wrong with a good old Bible fetish.

lizzy8696 0

Friday 25 February 2011 5:42

my thoughts exactly

Apparas 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 14:29

Shouldn't even try to reproduce with those people -.-

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