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By -_- - 28/07/2013 22:58 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

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Monday 29 July 2013 2:38

I hope you high fived him. In the face. With a chair.

kee_breezy32 34

Monday 29 July 2013 2:36

that's ****** up.

Comments

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Monday 29 July 2013 4:24

I hope he's your EX- boyfriend now!

Darkeena 6

Monday 29 July 2013 4:28

It sounds like he didn't think or care if you got hurt falling down the hill...just wanted the satisfaction of being funny to his friend. Question is, are you ok with being the butt of his jokes? If so, then I'd be looking over my shoulder from now on.

joopjoop 19

Monday 29 July 2013 4:33

did they get a picture? thats not very nice of them but maybe later you can laugh at the picture :)

worldclassrager 39

Monday 29 July 2013 4:41

You should have checked over your shoulder and see where the end I the hill was...

TheWorldGreatest 8

Monday 29 July 2013 4:44

Just remember what come around goes around

SleeplessBeauty 12

Monday 29 July 2013 5:02

Umm, is anyone else curious as to what kind of photoshoot OP was doing with her boyfriend and his buddy?

waterboyy_____ 12

Monday 29 July 2013 5:15

THEY SEEM VERY RUDE

laurapiggy 3

Monday 29 July 2013 5:58

Your boyfriend is a dick. Dump his ass.

1dvs_bstd 41

Monday 29 July 2013 6:15

I saw something like this the other day on "One thousand ways to die" where a douchebag was trying to kill his girlfriend in eerily similar fashion (without the buddy) for insurance money to use with his other lover but fell and hit is head on a rock and died. Be careful.