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By -_- - 28/07/2013 22:58 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML

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By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

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PandaSmile 24

Monday 29 July 2013 2:38

I hope you high fived him. In the face. With a chair.

kee_breezy32 34

Monday 29 July 2013 2:36

that's ****** up.

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LilFlutter 10

Monday 29 July 2013 9:50

I hope you're okay! As a photographer, I also hope your camera is okay!

sassy2085 16

Monday 29 July 2013 9:52

YDI there is no way that I would agree to a photo shoot out on the country with my boyfriend and his mate :$. OP you are just lucky that all that happened was that they acted juvenile.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 29 July 2013 10:00

# 100 > Why do you have a boyfriend if you don't trust him? As for you OP, it looks like you're dating a childish moron and his friend is no better. Hopefully they apologized because you could have been seriously injured. If they don't see that what they did was wrong, you should take some actions.

Zoeee_18 11

Monday 29 July 2013 10:15

That's really mean. Dump him you can do better ^-^

Thatguy334 7

Monday 29 July 2013 12:28

Hopefully he's now your ex-boyfriend

lwonderful 11

Monday 29 July 2013 15:54

Give him the angry silent treatment the whole way home

asylumlane 23

Monday 29 July 2013 16:13

And he's still your boyfriend?

amisenho 11

Monday 29 July 2013 16:41

He needed an incredibly complex setup just to cause you pain and get a quick laugh? Sounds like he went full dumbass.

icepick23 12

Monday 29 July 2013 17:06

Wait--is your name Jill? Did he come tumbling after?

LesAnn89 3

Monday 29 July 2013 17:18

It's sad what some guys will do when there buddies are around. Maybe find someone who has a little more respect for you?

banana987 7

Monday 29 July 2013 19:59

Why would he do that to his girlfriend? I mean for all he knows while rolling down that steep hill you could have cracked/twisted your neck or hit your head on a rock! If to him your pain or injuries or whatever are a good laugh to him then the sound of you leaving him should be a good laugh for you.