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By -_- - 28/07/2013 22:58 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML

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PandaSmile 24

Monday 29 July 2013 2:38

I hope you high fived him. In the face. With a chair.

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Monday 29 July 2013 2:36

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wowthatissad 9

Monday 29 July 2013 3:33

What a dick. pranks aren't funny If they hurt somebody. Sorry OP :(

chillnhill 24

Monday 29 July 2013 3:37

Time for a new boyfriend... he has no respect for you.

buckdharma 37

Monday 29 July 2013 3:40

He usually just pulls your hair or punches you in the arm. Now you know he really, really likes you.

CoGhostRider 31

Monday 29 July 2013 3:47

This sounded exactly like a threesome story lol just know it could have been worse

dutch_girl13 20

Monday 29 July 2013 3:53

Nice boyfriend. Time for revenge. Muahahahaha

auburngirl106 14

Monday 29 July 2013 4:03

He's a keeper

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Monday 29 July 2013 4:07

So now I'm left to wonder if him and his buddy planned that all along or if it was an opportunistic prank. Because on one hand he could be an asshole but on the other, he could just have a spontaneous albeit misguided sense of humor.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 29 July 2013 4:11

Your boyfriend is a complete a*****e. Dump him and find someone better.

Nyx_fml 23

Monday 29 July 2013 4:24

It's okay; you can do it. No need to be scared. Just close your eyes, loosen up your fingers and go. One letter at a time: A. M. P. U. T. E. E. That's what you meant, right? But anyway, dumping someone over that... oh boy, that's harsh.