By Rick - 22/05/2012 11:02 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML
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MeLuvBewbs 7

Watch your phone alarm go off

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DjeePee 24

So? You can have a social life without friends texting you all the time.

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SkoomaKi 27

Exactly. What ever happened to seeing your friends in person?

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Enslaved 36

One day you'll get a wrong number call and then I'll hit you with my popcorn bucket for being a dick!

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perdix 29

That's a pretty expensive weapon! A Glock would be cheaper and more effective. ;)

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perdix 29

When I was in The Avengers, I was praying for someone to give me an excuse to leave the the theater. I didn't want the people sitting around me to think I was leaving because The Hulk made me pee my pants a little.

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ICastillo 24

Agreed with Noor avengers is the awesomest.

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kimmi41509 10

This is the most pointless fml on this website.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

This is the most pointless nonexistent pencil on the website. *holds up a unsharpened pencil*

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Whoops, Alan erased the comment while I commented. Fudge. *shakes fist at Alan the FML god*

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Enslaved 36

"The Avengers" was a great movie.... until the last fight scene, which made me roll my eyes with how stupid it ended. I was let down. ):

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ICastillo 24

OP are you the one shaving while you are upset ?!? Man you are depressing the hell out of me.

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punchp 4

So what? I have one friend 1000 miles away. No one ever calls. Only my husband texts me. I don't consider it an FML, more of a "thank goodness no texts me all day, I'd never get anything done!" My old boss used to call/text relentlessly, and I am grateful when my phone is silent.

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