use a lighter smart one

aaand why is this a bad thinng? the bigger the better (;

All you gotta do is smear a thick blob of Vaseline over it, it will suffocate and detach to try and get air

bullshit

I hope u dint get lymes disease. make sure you get tested. if u have it and don't treat it right away it will wreck your nervous system and there's no cure for that

Atleast you have a bigger penis.

YLS, but YDI also because it was kinda silly to try and rip the sucker off... a coat of clear nail polish does the trick. (Although, to be fair, I'm not sure whether I'd want to put that on my penis... might have been a lose lose situation.)

if you're Asian, this might be best case scenario. if not, you've solved the problem for them. win-win?

Hey, your penis is bigger. It can't be all that bad.

he was humping a hole in a tree