By John jacob - 13/06/2011 06:25 - United States

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Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
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MtnDew32 0

A tick on your dick? Ew, that's sick.

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IceeCreamm 7

wow maybe having a bigger penis is not that bad?

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Link33_fml 0

Share your secrets on the Internets and become wealthy. PENIS MIGHTIER!

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Ninjaj5 0

Dude that hella sucks. ticks are nasty. but I've never had one there ahaha

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ygdrassil 17

just say your problem loudly by the nurses' station

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captainmaharet 1

It's called priapism, dear.

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Quagmire_ladies 9

ticks = penis enlarger?..interesting...

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tronspies 2

if there's a sceeter on your Peter wack it off

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squishy01 0

I wouldn't complain if my penis was twice it's normal size… Anyone else thinking along the same lines?

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schmelia 10

Only the other hundred idiots who have posted the same thing before you. His dick is bigger because it's swollen, which implies infection. No doubt it's very sore right now.

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redmnky21 8

to get a tick to release u burn them on the ass with a match or lighter

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