By John jacob - 13/06/2011 06:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

A tick on your dick? Ew, that's sick.

wow maybe having a bigger penis is not that bad?

Comments

agree. ill suggest that to my boyfriend. lol

if swolen im srry but if magically got longer than ur a lucky bastard

dogginboggin 0

most males wouldn't complain about an enlarged phallus...

barnmaster98 5

wow, if it was twice the size I'd say you won...

CossetteXLove 0

Didn't know a bigger dick was a bad thing ...

Orangebre21 1

Rubbing alcohol gets rid of that

jakehansen24 0

sooo, like two inches after swelling?