Animals: Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By audreyav - 30/06/2012 08:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML

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Poor kitty

By toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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Monday 28 March 2011 12:15

Look on the bright side! You have a cat.

spikey818 9

Monday 28 March 2011 12:09

that's hot

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kylesp78 0

Monday 28 March 2011 13:54

nasty...u deserve it!!! cats r freaking nasty 2 begin with..

creedaddict 9

Monday 28 March 2011 14:03

ewwww that's why I hate pets nasty little creatures

ashlerichardson1 0

Monday 28 March 2011 14:07

donnt leave it out..?

ILoveEggnog 7

Monday 28 March 2011 18:14

Agreed. Cats should be kept in crates.

Scrubscrazy 0

Monday 28 March 2011 14:13

YUMMY!!!

DocBastard 38

Monday 28 March 2011 14:47

Cats lick themselves clean. Your cat is obviously just trying to clean your toothbrush for you because you're a filthy ******* slob.

truthinlies 1

Monday 28 March 2011 15:05

yeah they tend to do that

zeLight 3

Monday 28 March 2011 15:17

heh, french kissing your cat now ye :P repost when you guys reach second base... wait... cat licks its genitals... cat licks toothbrush... o_O

TraceCase_ 19

Monday 28 March 2011 15:48

I commend the kitty for having good dental hygiene.

FFAffliction 0

Monday 28 March 2011 15:57

My 25lb cat likes to lick my hair when it's wet, probably because she is to lazy or incapable of walking to the water bowl.

xoxchelaxox08 17

Monday 28 March 2011 16:27

My fat cat does that too! It's cute until she starts biting at my scalp.

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Same thing different taste

Poor kitty

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