By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
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Fuzzbump 5

Look on the bright side! You have a cat.

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Mistery510 6

idk what's wrong with that??? cats are clean

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AEverydayDouche 1

Op probably has a problem with that "instead of brushing my teeth I lick my ass" part.

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Bofferding_fml 6

if that's The case go lick a cats ass, as cats lick their asses, you should have no problem licking it! go ahead!

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goza27 0

True the cat licks his/her own ass, but at least it brushes it's teeth after.

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finalyearsofhate 22

Actually, from a scientific standpoint, you are very incorrect. Not only are animal's mouths dirty, they contain harmful bacteria that ours do not. Nasty infections come from those lovable animals. Pet owners need to be more cautious than they realize.

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salvationz 0

crazy thing though, if ur bit by a human ur at more of a risk for infection than from a dog or cat

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NarwhalLove 0

true yea cats lick there own butt but how many vajayjays do guys "eat out" or how many "bjs" do girls give and some people (guys) do it to them selves so cats are probably slot cleNer then people all they do it sit around all day I mean unless it just killed a bird or somthing

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DaveOnDope 4

Only clits, thanks.

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Monjara 4

I would imagine that would be painful. They have sandpapery tongues...

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ulicki 0

mmm, how does kitty ass hole taste like?

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DaveOnDope 4

Cats don't have assholes. We have Almond Roca dispensers. Just ask the dog.

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DjeePee 24

Do you have a cat named Moehie? He always licks on things that shouldn't be licked.

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Fx13mz 7

I let my cat lick my mouth all the time. Not kidding. What's so wrong with it? Man up, princess.

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DjeePee 24

Hmm, I can think of some things that are wrong with it. It is unhygienic (cats lick their asses, eat their own vomit...their mouth is full of germs, I hope you realize that) and therefore it is a little bit disgusting.

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ImKindaABigDeal 6

the mouth has more bacteria in it than urine.

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22cute 17

hehe I oncee discovered my ferret was tipping over the toilet brush holder to drink the nasty fluid in the bottom. I kiss that mouth! ewww!

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T3P33_fml 0

you...kiss...your...ferret...on...the...mouth... But I... How... why do you.. what did...

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AWESOME3SOME 0

My pecker of wood nom'd nom'd nom'd at your picture.

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Iamkeaten 0

FYI it is not right to have facial intercourse with your felines. it's actually quite disgusting for all those ppl that find it acceptable^^^^^

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