By audreyav - 30/06/2012 08:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML
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nslurve 4

I failed to think of a clever comment.

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smilepatrol 7

Aw, he's trying to help. JK My dog sits on my face a lot. They just don't understand boundaries.

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somewizdom 15

I feel offended by all this pussy/butthole talk..

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grannygruber 6

If so easily offended you shouldn't be on FML! Yes, it's bad taste, but on a site called F my life, what exactly did you expect?

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mkimbee 9

Gee Scoobs, somebody like, sure doesn't get sarcasm!

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mizuki123 8

That's not true at all. Make-up is not made out of bat poop.

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candylandy 1

You don't need makeup to be pretty :)

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Nevereverland 8

That's true..especially if you're pretty on the inside.

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ninjapiratejesus_fml 20

I wish there were more people like you in our society. The orange-skinned, bleached blondes seem to be winning the battle where I live.

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chaseskates 0

So my guess is you live in New Jersey?

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proz 2

everything needs some pleasuring...

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donut_gurl 8

try putting it away when ur not using it? its not that hard to do

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

This reminds me of my cat. He went into the shower (while I wasn't using it) and peed directly above the drain. Potty trained kitty ^.^

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gracehi 31

LUCKY! My cat pees in my bathtub near the back, so it goes all over the tub before it goes down the drain. I think he's trying to tell me something...

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SanpakuEyes 18

My cat did this in the bathroom sink >

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grannygruber 6

Maybe you should try keeping it in your makeup bag. The brush that is, not the cat!

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Enslaved 36

You never know-- what can tickle a hole.

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