Animals: Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first... - FML

By audreyav - 30/06/2012 08:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML

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By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML

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Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:20 - United States - Reno

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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By toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML

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By Laura - 30/11/2010 03:03

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By Pooped - 08/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML

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This is mine now

By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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notyobitch 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 16:14

Most things sit butthole first.

nslurve 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 16:18

I failed to think of a clever comment.

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Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:39

Make sure he's not sitting on your toothbrush too.

hewro_failure 11

Sunday 1 July 2012 0:44

How do you sit any other way except butthole first?

fordman22 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 1:43

Your cat must like anal lol

drayloon 50

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:02

yay, pinkeye

raexvalo 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:21

Lol that's ******* funny! XD I'm sorry but it is.

stonedfishies 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:40

Time to purchase a new brush.

catharsis5 9

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:34

Maybe the contents of your cat's butt hole is the reason why its your favorite brush in the first place?

Fmlsea 28

Sunday 1 July 2012 5:10

talk about pink eye ew, I hope you get a new brush and give that old one to the cat so it dont sit on your new one .

pinkiewinkie 3

Sunday 1 July 2012 5:34

Disinfect that shit! And store your brushes safely away from anything that can damage or infect them. Most makeup brushes aren't cheap so take care of them!

baseballgirl25 6

Sunday 1 July 2012 6:12

Be happy the cat didn't try to eat them.

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