Animals: Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first... - FML

By audreyav - 30/06/2012 08:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML

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By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML

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By crazycatlady - 24/08/2016 09:43 - United States - Ashland

Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:20 - United States - Reno

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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Poor kitty

By toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML

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By Laura - 30/11/2010 03:03

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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Time to go to the vet

By Pooped - 08/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML

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This is mine now

By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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Top comments

notyobitch 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 16:14

Most things sit butthole first.

nslurve 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 16:18

I failed to think of a clever comment.

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MIDMichele 5

Saturday 30 June 2012 18:03

Your cat is an asshole.

TheVelocirabbit 10

Saturday 30 June 2012 18:15

Pun intended?

MIDMichele 5

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:08

Didn't think that was needed. Kinda thought it was implied. Thanks for clarifying.

LittleDevil01 4

Saturday 30 June 2012 18:19

You'll be smearing more shit onto your face..

ndawgg 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 18:21

Is there some other way to sit?

pwnman 33

Saturday 30 June 2012 18:24

FML and cats... Why

zkern28 2

Saturday 30 June 2012 18:40

That's just nasty stuff right there!

MaryPoppins88 14

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:21

Pink eye!!

cupcake4eva 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:27

Your cat likes it soft and fluffy...

nyoomlio 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 20:32

Op l live in Oregon too and cats here are wierd! My cat does wierd things like that too.

LaughinStock 16

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:14

No but she just discovered the hobby, what if this cat has been doing it for a while now. :-/ CAT: "This bitch I wanted Meow Mix but she gets store brand, I'll teach her" >:|

ninjapiratejesus_fml 20

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:36

Most eye shadows and lipsticks are colored with ground-up beetles. Truthfully, almost anything that is artificially red is colored with beetles.

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