Love: Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because...

By LasagnaRawks - 09/11/2009 10:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML

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You deserved it 3 122

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By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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Worthless

By SrslyD00d - 11/07/2023 10:00

Today, my long-distance boyfriend of three and a half years told me he was leaving me for a girl he met at his Uni, because, “I’m tired of jerking off all the time and I need intimacy.” He’s only known her for two months. So the three and a half years together meant nothing to him then? FML

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By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

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Goddammit, Facebook!

By Anonymous - 28/05/2021 23:01 - Jamaica - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he isn't sure about me anymore. He said he saw a quote on Facebook that a guy can be with a girl for 10 years, then leave, and be with a girl for one and marry that girl. Meanwhile, I've been planning on the rest of my life with him in my head. FML

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You deserved it 155

By Down - 16/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML

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You deserved it 1 936

Nostalgia goggles

By Anonymous - 21/01/2021 04:59

Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML

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You deserved it 177

Afterthought

By Anonymous - 31/03/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML

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You deserved it 215

By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 3 365

By alone - 20/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

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You deserved it 2 941

tazzzy 0

Monday 9 November 2009 16:17

You really do not want to be with someone like that anyway. It's not an FML at all. Lucky you! You are rid of someone so insecure he is incapable of being without a girlfriend.

vendeep 9

Monday 9 November 2009 16:11

can i say ouch!

Comments

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Monday 9 November 2009 17:21

What a jackass. Be glad you're rid of him. I don't understand why some people /have/ to have a boyfriend/girlfriend at all times. But the OP's totally irrevelant username is throwing me off.

FairLouisa 0

Monday 9 November 2009 17:25

I know, right? I was like, okay...when does the lasagna come in...

LemonadePink 0

Monday 9 November 2009 22:26

But lasagna is delicious...

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Tuesday 10 November 2009 19:01

I made the username long ago to save favourite FML's, never thinking my sucky life story would be accepted.

Peroxide 3

Monday 9 November 2009 17:24

He's a smart guy. The boogyman waits until your alone and then he gets you. Wanna go out OP? I need someone to cover the night shift while I sleep cause my night lamp broke.

perdix 29

Monday 9 November 2009 17:27

You must really bad at, or really stingy with the sex. The salient feature of a loveless, futile relationship should be the easy and reliable access to decent-quality poontang. Being a barrier to solitude must mean that you didn't even bring that to the table.

mujerdivina1590 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 18:11

Maybe so, but that doesn't change the fact that the guy is an ass and will get his in the end. Hopefully literally.

dancin_chicka 0

Monday 9 November 2009 17:40

Don't worry. The same thing happened to me with my ex only his new girlfriend was my bestfriend so itcould be worse for sure.

paivarotti 0

Monday 9 November 2009 17:50

isn't that why most people are together?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:39

No...

shudashuia 0

Monday 9 November 2009 17:58

too many people ..whining about breaking up .. .. ....cos the 11.11???? now i have the some situation..that face to break up with my gf..god bless me .......... how can i do ?

larselduderino 0

Monday 9 November 2009 18:05

Kick him in his balls and when he falls to the ground, lift his armpit away from his side and kick him there multiple times.

Joeboy777 0

Monday 9 November 2009 18:17

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RJB 0

Monday 9 November 2009 22:44

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