By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 01:33 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 978
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

You should see opportunity here. Set up a condom stand in the hallway.

Call the cops on them when they're in "business".

Comments

perdix 29

Buy a Real Doll and offer it for rent to her johns at a fraction of her price. That's the Wal*Mart way to clean up the neighborhood ;)

Do you get a neighbourly discount? If not, set up a periscope: free show! Assuming periscopes can work if you're dangling them off a balcony.

VScpu 3

When you found out were you surprised?

Call the cops, pretty sure that will sort the problem.

kaileylovesyew 4

Honestly, I don't see what the problem is. I mean; now you know exactly where you can get some weed! And who knows, maybe you can get it cheep!

kaileylovesyew 4

Oops, I guess I was thinking of the wrong business!

joethebiden 8

Aim for the cheapest possible rent and this happens. Also, meth labs.