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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 01:33 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML

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By dumbblonde - 13/07/2019 00:31

Today, I figured out that the roommate who I let move in with me on Sunday is probably a prostitute. I’m a lawyer. FML

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By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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By creepedoutlady - 16/08/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2016 03:18 - United States

Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 00:43 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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Hello, is me you're looking for?

By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 07:24 - United Kingdom - Woodford Green

Today, I moved into my new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, because although I've only lived here for 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on my door and asked if "Stephanie" is available for a good time. FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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Oh hell no

By bigcityfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML

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Wednesday 23 January 2013 11:57

You should see opportunity here. Set up a condom stand in the hallway.

nickjam19 5

Wednesday 23 January 2013 11:49

Call the cops on them when they're in "business".

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shannonshann06 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 7:02

anyone ever heard of human trafficking!?!?!? I would spy around a bit. if it looks like it, call the cops.

me999 2

Tuesday 29 January 2013 1:54

Well I can tell that you won't be masturbating any time soon....

sarg1994 3

Wednesday 30 January 2013 6:03

Y is that bad thats awesome

Geary519 20

Monday 4 February 2013 1:02

u could make something good out of that, couple ******** a month would be straight for you to not call the dodo's

113421145311564 14

Sunday 11 October 2015 1:52

Niceeeeeee. Got some real classy neighbours there op. ??

jaydoo 6

Saturday 11 March 2017 19:59

Maybe you could get a piece of it.

jaydoo 6

Saturday 11 March 2017 20:03

Sloppy seconds isn't that bad.

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