Intimacy: Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob....

By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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Same thing different taste

How romantic!

By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 01:30

Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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JTthePurpleNinja 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:06

Was it that big ? Holy shit.

NitroTonicsFML 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:18

I'm just gonna say it...that blows.

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beastin34 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:56

20- I bet it does ;)

best_username 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:57

Is your boyfriends name Seabiscuit?

brrarm 17

Sunday 23 October 2011 13:04

:( You must've mistaken blow-job for jaw-blow.

princessAj1 6

Sunday 23 October 2011 14:49

You mean blow-jaw

roadie143 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 13:04

lol..frm next time onwards, try giving him foot jobs..

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Sunday 23 October 2011 13:09

You're doing it wrong.

moondogg74 1

Sunday 23 October 2011 17:11

Chive on

biggee531 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 13:13

Uhm....

SookyTurner 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 13:24

Maddd!!!!!!!!!

clemcool_fml 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 13:26

A+ for effort.

kittie11 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 23:25

That must have been interesting to explain to the people and the hospital lmao.

7sevensevenseven 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 13:32

that must of been a funny story for the doctor

bigdimicky 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 13:35

good for him.

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Same thing different taste

How romantic!

Silver linings

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