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By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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Panic!

By sweetdreams - 18/09/2016 06:39 - United States - New York

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

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By Grand Slam - 10/09/2013 18:44 - Belgium - Leuven

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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By lily389 - 21/03/2011 05:02

Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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Awesomeaxel 24

Friday 29 August 2014 15:37

just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.

Queen_bee1234 21

Friday 29 August 2014 15:38

kinky.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Friday 29 August 2014 15:48

Well hope she believes you when you explain it to her! But I got an idea for you! next time you role play, she can be the alligator and you can be the alligator hunter, or something like that!

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Friday 29 August 2014 16:03

Jesus dude, I've heard of people doing crazy shit in their sleep, but God damn.

foxwasalamb 24

Friday 29 August 2014 16:11

my ex-boyfriend did something similar. if anybody woke him up, he would instantly go to survival mode and almost break their neck. he almost did it to both me and my dog a few times. it was kinda scary

Queen_bee1234 21

Friday 29 August 2014 16:16

They see me rollin' they hatin'. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 29 August 2014 16:18

Does she have really dry/cracked skin?

BFons 19

Friday 29 August 2014 16:18

Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?

ironhead_fml 20

Friday 29 August 2014 16:20

Gotta quit watching the late night Discovery channel.

Journiexo 18

Friday 29 August 2014 16:26

Death spin!

sincerelystc 10

Friday 29 August 2014 16:30

Lmao. Wow, my boyfriend did the same to me. He had a dream I was flirting with lil Wayne, so he started fighting with him in his dream. I woke up to him choking me. But he quickly woke up when he did it. Lol. I didn't get angry, I knew he wouldn't put his hands on me like that ever.