By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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Same thing different taste

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just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.

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Does she like the Florida gators? If so then you have a reasonable reason to do that.... If not you have some explaining of a dream to do

PoisonOrchid 21

Haha my husband does stuff like this all the time in his sleep. Hopefully, you'll both be able to laugh about this together.

lennon_ 16

if I was your gf I would actually think this was pretty funny.

Axel5238 29

eh I had an ex that used to punch,kick/fight stuff in her sleep. It was funny at first, but gets really annoying later on. Not something I'd deal with on the regular. Reconsider things if it happens regularly, on the occasion eh, but as regular thing no.

I'm just waiting for an FML that reads something like, "Today, I woke up to my boyfriend putting me in a chokehold..."

That just put the funniest image in my head, and I will be very disappointed if this doesn't get an illustration. This reminds me of a time when I was little, and I had a nightmare, where I was being chased by monsters, and they cornered me. I started to retaliate, and the next thing I know, I was beating the shit out of my poor mom's back. Also, I can picture how that excuse will go over; "No baby, I wasn't attacking you! I was fighting off an alligator, I swear!"