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Does she like the Florida gators? If so then you have a reasonable reason to do that.... If not you have some explaining of a dream to do
It means something
guess you won.
I'm just waiting for an FML that reads something like, "Today, I woke up to my boyfriend putting me in a chokehold..."
That just put the funniest image in my head, and I will be very disappointed if this doesn't get an illustration. This reminds me of a time when I was little, and I had a nightmare, where I was being chased by monsters, and they cornered me. I started to retaliate, and the next thing I know, I was beating the shit out of my poor mom's back. Also, I can picture how that excuse will go over; "No baby, I wasn't attacking you! I was fighting off an alligator, I swear!"
Is your girlfriend an alligator?
**** your girlfriends life.
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just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.
kinky.