Miscellaneous: Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 05:47 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML

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Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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By That Guy - 01/11/2014 12:58 - United States - Tampa

Today, I realized why the lady I had complimented the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armed costume, looked so hurt. She is literally missing an arm. I'm an asshole. FML

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By Crystal - 08/03/2010 21:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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By joe rogan fucking sucks, dude - 27/04/2014 20:51 - Australia - Warwick

Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2020 08:08

Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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By Heggs - 31/10/2018 17:30

Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML

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prettyinpinkxoxo 9

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:27

Sorry to hear that OP! Let him know you didn't mean any harm? I'm sure he'll understand that you were just admiring him for his unique style ^^

Im2Shy 16

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:28

Apologize and explanation to him that it was done as flattery and not disrespect. Hopefully you'll be forgiven.

Comments

tman1985 9

Sunday 2 November 2014 0:37

it seems like feeling like an asshole on/after halloween is becoming a trend

lol70720 5

Sunday 2 November 2014 5:05

People like that are the worst. No sense of humor, once I did something similar to that, and he ended up being a huge douche bag over it. Its not like I was acted like i had a mental problem while looking like him, to mock him.

DocDrose 20

Sunday 2 November 2014 7:59

he needs to take a chill pill

akakennedy 16

Sunday 2 November 2014 21:25

Apparently your friend doesn't have a mirror.

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 2 November 2014 23:23

Thatsucks

thecrazymancan 17

Wednesday 5 November 2014 15:28

Wtf? If it were me I'd take it as a compliment. Not very many real people are interesting enough to dress up as for halloween.

sickmyduckplz 2

Thursday 6 November 2014 9:14

Unless your friend was Flava Flave it was offensive.

koinu 1

Thursday 6 November 2014 14:43

Sounds like your friend isn't a good sport about anything. I mean not all halloween costumes are even scary so i don't know what he thought you meant by it. Your friend sounds like a buzz-kill.