By jmac - 11/03/2012 03:06 - United States

Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML
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punk6743 0

I used to cook, then i took a chefs knife to the knee.

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PYLrulz 17

Ok, how many of those godforsaken "Arrow to Knee" jokes, or modified versions of it, will there be?!?

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talarig 0

Oowww:/ that sounds like it hurt...but how did it manage to hit your knee..?

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Jetgod56 7

Damn gravity! Or would it be gravyty in this case?

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ShoobyDoo93 0

Protruding knees? Sounds like you've got bigger problems...

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alstbv12 13

"And he stuck the landing!"

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Snafuusmc 12

You were gonna cook but then you took a knife in the knee. I'm sorry I had to.

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VoIdemort 0

And then you wonder why I dislike your people. *SMW* (shaking my wand)

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ScarletBloom 14

At least it wasn't your foot that got the cut. We have our knee cap to protect it from penetrating deeper.

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sqeakyclean 7

Ah, yes. Throughout years of human evolution, the patella has developed for this specific reason. Thank God for kneecaps.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

I would suggest cooking with less sharp objects or working on your coordination...

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ambamm135 7

....how would you cut any veggies, meat, fruit, etc without a share knife? Ever try cutting a tomato with a dull knife? It'll turn that tomato to mush not a slice.

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NyteWolf 7

Yeah, cause chopping stuff with a spoon works real well.. :/

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sqeakyclean 7

Teehee, u silly:)

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ambamm135 7

Be glad you didn't get hurt as bad as a fellow culinary student slice the tip of his pinky off cutting carrots. I still have nightmares :/ but I hope you're okay op!

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megamandude455 10

He used to cook, until he took a knife to the knee.

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MsMeiriona 2

I'll have your leg!

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PYLrulz 17

'Tis but a scratch.

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ssnowywinter 0

What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

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Squishypenguin 0

I'll bite your bloody ankles off!

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bizarre_ftw 21

You've no arms left! Yes I have! What are those then? I've had worse!

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