By jake - 12/08/2014 10:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML
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CallMeBatman 15

Wait, you were trying to make a wish or a human sacrifice?

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CallMeBatman 15

Idk, I guess that wishes with sacrifices are faster than the regular ones

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darwinism 30

It must be because you are dehydrated. Find a vending machine that takes coins/kids and get yourself a nice cool drink.

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mr_aaaaaaaa 12

I just feel sorry for ur kid...but it's hilarious

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amisenho 11

How does one drop their kid into a coin, exactly? The wishing fountain sounds like it'd be an easier vector.

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ShowMeKay 20

Lol I don't think you understood the FML correctly. OP dropped their kid into the fountain, not a coin. He meant he threw the kid instead of throwing a coin.

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BunchieRules 31

I believe #15 was criticizing the grammatical structure of this FML. "Dropping my kid into a fountain instead of a coin" makes it sound like the kid could otherwise be dropped into a coin. It's like dangling a participle, but it's not...

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RusticChick 27

I'm still trying to figure out how someone even mistakes their child for a coin....

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heimdallr 14

Did you drop a golden child, or a silver child?

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tony1891 22

did your wish come true?

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TCxJake 5

Fishing the kid back up revokes the wish, but most likely you would want to have a slightly angry wife and a wet kid then being alone with that random shnazy car you wished for.

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