By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 06:40 - United States - Seattle

Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML
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captain_hero89 22

Ouch! I hope your project was already red

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Lesbiantrash 8

But knitting needles aren't regular needles. They're a little sharp but it shouldn't be bad enough to make you bleed.

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KillerChipmunk 15

But being poked by a blunt object hurts like a bitch. I've had some nasty bruises from the same thing OP described.

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DoomedGemini 37

I crochet but aren't there different sizes of needles? With smaller ones isn't there a chance to have enough force for it to pierce? Though as someone else said, whether it did or not it could really hurt..

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Calingaladha 21

Suddenly I'm glad I only know how to crochet.

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Calarel_bones 12

Ive had that happen with my crochet hooks.. ouch OP! I hope they didnt hurt you too badly. xx

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Imagino1234 12

I hope they were not double pointed needles...

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Vilks_Vienacis 1

I feel for you! I once tried to catch a cactus that my cat pushed down from windowsill.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Reflex catches can be a bitch! I once caught a big piece of lab' glassware just a fraction of a second _after_ it hit the sink. That was a visit to ER. Hope you aren't too sore OP.

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Smiley_70 22

can appreciate this my Mum say on needle and needed tetanus shot Best was when she boarded plane and started knitting Flight attendant how did you get that on board

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SUN_lover 19

Ouch! That sucks OP. So did you finish the knitting yet?

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Hopefully at least your stitches didn't come off the needle

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