Transportation: Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I...

By damaged - 04/11/2015 03:24 - United States - La Verne

Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Oakland

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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By iross - 23/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML

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By fedupson - 09/04/2015 14:03 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML

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unanimousangel 9

Wednesday 4 November 2015 14:16

Wooh people from India going to be mad

justdanceforever 20

Wednesday 4 November 2015 14:10

Hope you're okay

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cortney12334 7

Wednesday 4 November 2015 19:07

That farmer is technically legally required to fix your car, but still that sucks

Wer3Wolf3 16

Wednesday 4 November 2015 19:24

Holy cow! Bury me now plz.

thatsme293 28

Wednesday 4 November 2015 19:39

Please follow up and let us know how your insurance covered this.

Tarlachia 33

Wednesday 4 November 2015 20:01

Wait, you had rain in California?!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 4 November 2015 20:18

Was the cow okay?

townailz 16

Wednesday 4 November 2015 20:25

What a Terrible misteak

Sandman2015 12

Wednesday 4 November 2015 21:04

The cow is the farm's property. Any damage done to your vehicle he is liable for.

DEADPOOL076 30

Wednesday 4 November 2015 21:18

Can you blame the cow? We haven't seen rain in California in so long I, myself, was startled.

ragingwaffle 8

Wednesday 4 November 2015 21:26

Well that's just implied

WreckeRalph36 18

Wednesday 4 November 2015 21:30

Not surprising you're from California OP. Yall can't drive to save your life regardless of road conditions.

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