By Anonymous - 19/12/2017 13:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 079
You deserved it 8 897

Same thing different taste

Top comments

PhantomCrevan 8

This is why trying to take physical revenge against exes is never worth it. Something always goes wrong, or it doesn't impact them as enough to make the resulting trouble worth it. Now, then having to see you move on with your life and not crumble into despair or rage? THAT gets under the skin of people like that. They do what they do to destroy you, and when they don't get the result they want, they lose it.

WeirdUS 29

Sorry That he cheated, but physical revenge usually doesn’t end well and if the eggs permanently damaged his car paint he could sue you for damage. Cheating on a gf or bf isn’t illegal, however damaging property is. YDI.

Comments

This shows that you are not mature enough to be in a serious relationship.

Seems you tried a variation Carrie Underwood's advice for revenge. Instead of next time he'll think before he cheats--next time you'll think before you egg someone's car.

The proper adult response to a bad breakup is to cut the ex out of your life, and not acknowledge the ex's existence. Vandalism is not a proper adult response.

...and what did you hope to gain, even if it was his car?

You seriously don't recognize your ex's car by now?

What he did sucks but YDI for being childish.

Your ex is an asshole for cheating, don’t get me wrong there, but what you did is considered vandalism. The mature thing you could’ve done was just walking away from that asshole and cutting him out of your life for good.

TeachAllTheMath 19

I’m surprised you were with him long enough to me very upset about him cheating, but don’t know his car.

thatslifeiguess7 16

Ugh you deserve it! My dads ex broke my windows in my car poured wine EVERY where! Dad and I had the same Volvo wagons I beat the hell of the fool. such revenge is only for song lyrics