By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML
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SecundusSecunda 27

What has been pictured in my mind, cannot be undone. ಠ_ಠ I hope your jewel heals. Tis' but a scratch!

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Atomic69 6

annnnnd thats why feminist shouldn't complain about "manspreading"...

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wonandonly 11

You can just... just.... imagine it in your mind. Oh, the excruciating pain!

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beef_weezle 13

As someone who routinely sits on his nuts, this scares me.

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XandWacky 23

And some people think balls are basic things

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mishwarner 14

How big are you & how much did you squish them exactly?

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GhostFox 33

Amount of force varies. Sometimes getting kneed in the groin can rupture, sometime it takes a 300 pound person standing on them, or getting hit by a 'streamer cannon,' whatever that is. As for squish level, ruptured generally implies that at least stitches were required. At the far end, amputation can be required due to damage. There was also a guy that let a hyena eat one of his testicles for some reason.

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Guy1009 15

I hope you are alright OP and may you take comfort in the fact ever man and woman who read this cringed in solidarity with you.

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pedinhuh 23

I'm feeling your pain, OP...Even after 20 minutes of reading this

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URBeingLied2 23

That's one of those things that becomes a risk when your getting older as a guy

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SoBeSatan 22

I can't even imagine the pain of this! I thought getting hit in the boob hurt but I can't fathom rupturing your junk... I'm sorry, OP! Good luck!

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