By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML
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SecundusSecunda 27

What has been pictured in my mind, cannot be undone. ಠ_ಠ I hope your jewel heals. Tis' but a scratch!

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Dexter83_fml 17

I don't know you but I do sure as feel for ya mate.

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LostInTheZone11 29

The word Nutcracker just got a new definition.

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22JB 11

This is one of those times you want cat like reflexes. Feel the pain and you're up. Sorry man, sounds like momentum won this battle.

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Zarcissa 34

I hope you still have your other nut intact in case you want children in future.

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False_Stupidity 41

I can scarcely imagine the agony you just went through and I've sat on a nut before, just not to that extent. So I wonder how long was spent in the fetal position before you were able to function well enough to call for an ambulance.

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sunflower_seal 17

I go commando but I'm a girl. But I don't go without a bra cause frankly they would be everywhere. Lesson learned I hope , if you have dangly body parts highly sensitive and influenced by gravity Your best bet would be to keep them secure.

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bunnyfish 27

I think no balls no comment applies here.

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Dilexar 26

This came before "no balls no comment" but yes, they were still said at the same time.

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skycollapsed 5

I've been going commando for over 5 years now and I've not crushed my balls.

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aeryn97 17

I didn't know that was possible! ouch!

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Leauge 13

Op I don't think boxers or briefs could stop that.

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