By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML
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SecundusSecunda 27

What has been pictured in my mind, cannot be undone. ಠ_ಠ I hope your jewel heals. Tis' but a scratch!

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Talis99 26

Good Lord! What did you do, cannonball onto the floor?!

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missoops 21

I laughed so hard narrating your comment to my partner that I farted on him too

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ThrottleJockey 35

Sadly, yes. Most men will experience at least once sometime during their lives. And while it may not lead to a rupture they'll still wish for the peace and comfort of sweet death when it happens.

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Dilexar 26

Getting on my bike as a teen always crushed my jewels. Excruciating pain every time.

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convive 23

balls cup innovation will cater to your needs

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gatorgirl1023 9

I'm not sure I understand how wearing underwear would have prevented this

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GhostFox 33

Properly fitting underwear hold one's family jewels in place, meaning that you can position them so you don't sit on them. No underwear means they flop around and are more subject to gravity. So as you go to sit down, there's a chance that one of them moves under your thigh and then... SQUISH.

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watermelon4 24

What does "go commando" mean exactly? FYL OP, hope you get better

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ThrottleJockey 35

And here I thought the zipper was the greatest threat when going commando.

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lantz4levi 19

God damn man that hurts me just reading this

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