By Weak Disposition - 27/04/2012 04:29 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
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alstbv12 13

At least people now can't make the joke that you're used to a bunch of wieners in your mouth.

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iLilac 7

This kind of competitions requires some practice believe me!! And yah sucks to be you man

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br0ccoli 14

Your body has great reflexes. Diabetes averted. No one should ever have that many sausages in their mouth.

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SkoomaKi 27

Well guys shouldn't, girls however... ;D But on topic, OP you have a responsible body, don't **** it up.

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Mauskau 35

So you like slags with stds? Nice standards you have there.

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Enslaved 36

Why bother? it's always that skinny Japanese man that seems to win contest after contest. :P

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jerseyboy732 16

it's pathetic... this country has become so fat and lazy and we can't even win a contest that is based on how we got so fat and lazy to begin with

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perdix 29

Not so fast. Joey Chestnut has beaten Kobayashi five years in a row! Plus, we also have Sonya Thomas, the Black Widow. We are back on top in competitive overeating! We should be because the amateur version is so popular here. *Cue Lee Greenwood* "And I'm proud to be an American! . . ."

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skyeyez9 24

I saw that guy. A doctor explained why he wins: a skinny guy can actually eat more because there is no fat in their midsection to Prevent their stomach from stretching more to fit more food. Plus that Japanese guy dips his hotdog buns in his glass of water to make the bread easier to eat.

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jerseyboy732 16

your first comment implies OP threw up after eating dog 3 and dog 4.. he ate 2, threw up, and that was it

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linkinpark98 23

Here come the 'wieners in your mouth' jokes...

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muFilter 19

I'm thinking there must be more to the story since you wouldn't have entered if you can't even eat two hotdogs. You probably don't deserve it, but really it's more like F every other contestant's life. I mean, I imagine the last thing any of them needed was ambient vomiting from the get-go.

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Ugi 26

I just love the phrase "ambient vomiting". Not a great image. Or indeed experience I image. But a great phrase.

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muFilter 19

Hey, 43, are you one of those emetophiles 13 was talking about earlier?! No, I'm only kidding. I was actually pretty thrilled to have the opportunity to use the phrase even as it occurred to me, so thank you.

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jerseyboy732 16

OP threw up on the rest that were sitting in front of him waiting to be eaten. At a hotdog eating contest about 10-15 dogs would be placed in front of each contender prior to the start. it prevents someone having to run over every 2 seconds to supply another dog

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challan 19

Congrats on last night. Slowest scoring game EVER, I just wanted to go to bed! Lol

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tylerwynn420 3

i guess weiners in mouth isnt your thing...

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