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By Weak Disposition - 27/04/2012 04:29 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

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Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML

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By laurenmichela - 12/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML

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By ashhatches - 27/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 00:02

Today, I had a stomach bug, but despite it I swallowed a mouthful of habanero sauce on a dare. I ended up projectile vomiting on a wall outside, lost my sense of balance and fell over on the sidewalk, almost blacked out from the tightness in my chest, and had to refuse an ambulance that somebody had called. All for $5. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By TLJ321 - 18/05/2012 07:41

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By Bigfoot - 02/09/2017 01:30

Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML

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alstbv12 13

Friday 27 April 2012 10:41

At least people now can't make the joke that you're used to a bunch of wieners in your mouth.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Friday 27 April 2012 10:43

You are the weakest link.

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wellinever 5

Friday 27 April 2012 11:54

Sounds like your metabolism has more sense than you do. Listen to it in future.

ClosetTroll 10

Friday 27 April 2012 11:55

In this battle of Man vs. Food, food has won!

sirdanielson 5

Friday 27 April 2012 11:58

ahahaa!! im not sure whether 2 have gotten sick, laughed, or booed your pansy arse if I was watching..you suck moose nipples fasho!

jazz23 2

Friday 27 April 2012 12:06

Epic fail lmao

annagilbert 6

Friday 27 April 2012 12:09

hahaha! just imagine that

zack11289 3

Friday 27 April 2012 12:18

Gotta be the best fml so far and my favorite

DarkPit7892 0

Friday 27 April 2012 12:49

You should have practiced!

challan 19

Friday 27 April 2012 13:01

I'm assuming it was how fast you at them and not the amount. Good luck next time?

william8691 10

Friday 27 April 2012 14:01

Someone needs to lose their gag reflex lol

lfrye 6

Friday 27 April 2012 14:25

Its because you're not Asian......

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