Miscellaneous: Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox...

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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By becca - 29/10/2012 03:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 08:00

Today, my girlfriend broke my Xbox while I was playing Warzone. She said she heard me playing with another girl, and accused me of cheating. It was just the A.I. saying, "Copy, I’m on it." Anyone selling an Xbox One? FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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GreenAlbatross 3

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:36

Demand that she replaces it. If she doesn't, take her to small claims court for vandalism, trespassing and theft. Get a restraining order while you're at it.

marshmallowmouse 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:17

I'm pretty sure you can sue for that or something... :( Hey, at least she's gone, right? She's gone.... right?

Comments

TheMichaelIsFres 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:55

so which are you more upset about losing your girl or losing you xbox

f_my_flip_life 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 11:15

LOL! I was wondering the same thing =]

polico_wolf 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 14:14

yeah I know I'd be more worried about the girl WHO SMASHED THE X-BOX TO PIECES OVER SOMETHING THAT DIDNT HAPPEN

TheOtherNewest1 6

Thursday 7 January 2010 14:36

The Xbox, definitely. Since the girl's obviously not right in the head.

look_its_me 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:57

obvi the xbox, psycho girls are worthless

threer 30

Monday 17 February 2014 2:14

Xbox! They're pretty expensive whereas bitches can be found anywhere for free.

rhodium 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:56

Keep the note. Bring it to the police as proof that she vandalised your property and have her charged. After that, show up in court smiling at her, preferably with a female friend of yours, just to piss her off.

jair_lhao 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:58

lmao!!! @ #14 lol I agree xD

Peacewind 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 10:03

Wow. I'm a videogame nut too. That would infuriate me. Go after her man, but don't take her back. What a bitch...

anjyu22 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 10:14

First, address the issue of why she thinks you cheated on her, because you must've ****** up somewhere. Second, get your money back and dump the psycho cuz damn. fyl.

quinnteh 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 10:20

I wouldn't be surprised if she based it on rumours from HER friends.

Luckster 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 10:24

She probably got the idea from Facebook or something. 8| Bitches are CRAZY these days.

hyefedyee 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 10:29

your girlfriend is a bitch

nickbenz 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 10:40

ydi for playing that stupid game grow up u sound like my lame ass 23 yr old brother bet u have only had one girlfriend like him to quit crying and find a more resourceful hobby

UpYoursLiar 1

Thursday 7 January 2010 10:50

nickbenz needs to eat a rotting dick. Do you have any idea how many people play video games? People from every walk of life play video games. Losers living in basements, doctors who graduated summa, everyday people working normal jobs, girls who care about popularity and talk like dolts who would never admit to it, old people who are tech savvy, your mom. Video games are not just for lifeless losers. Try to have fun for once in your life. If you can't play video games without feeling like you're wasting precious time, you take life WAY TOO seriously. Plenty of people out there can finish college, keep jobs, date, eat shit, and everything in between whilst still finding time to play video games. You must suck at multitasking.

iSwag 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 11:18

Lol I was going to say something but you covered everything...thank you.

GoddessDigi 12

Thursday 7 January 2010 11:47

You go..guy! (You are a guy, right? lol) Hell, my husband works 8 hours a day, has a 2 hour commute, takes me to the doctor for our baby checkups, cuddles me each night, yet STILL finds the time to play games. If you don't have time to play at least some games, then you really have time management problems.

flying_vegan 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:58

I like the way that he says that one girlfriend is necessarily a bad thing. As though being in a good, healthy, successful relationship makes you a loser. What a twat...

drawne 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 19:52

On the flip side, this doesn't exactly sound like a good, healthy relationship...

flying_vegan 0

Friday 8 January 2010 12:13

I never said THIS was healthy, this sounds far from it. But all relationships shouldn't be judged that way. My cousin met his current girlfriend when they were fourteen, they fell head over heels for one another, and have now been together for seventeen years, and I've never seen two happier people.