By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 933
You deserved it 3 462

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Demand that she replaces it. If she doesn't, take her to small claims court for vandalism, trespassing and theft. Get a restraining order while you're at it.

marshmallowmouse 0

I'm pretty sure you can sue for that or something... :( Hey, at least she's gone, right? She's gone.... right?

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perdix 29

When she recognized that the CoD "cheat codes" you had were the phone numbers of her sister, her best friend and her mom, she had you by the short and curlies. BUS-ted!

PC > ALL Clearly superior there is no arguement

Clearly your blind opinion. Not all PCs are great.

KingRDZ 0

you should of got the beast known as the ps3 instead of the bitch known as the xbox 360.............and your gf

razorp 0

ok here's what you do, equip throwing knives, also use ninja pro, then run up behind her and hit her Ruth in the back of the head with your knife, that way you get the kill and a 100 point bonus :).... and yeah I play 360, plus I have an alienware laptop so I can play WOW

Vanadlism and possibly breaking and entering (if she didn't have permission to be in your house) all confessed by a signature on a note. Take her to court, make her pay the court fees and buy you a new xbox and then get a restraining order on her.

psychoballistics 0

i dont know why so many people are talking shit about the xbox. a true gamer has all of the consoles. RROD was pree much fixed in the newer xbox 360s and if you are tech savy you can fix it yourself like how i did my friends. I like all systems but my fave has to be NES kickin it old school with mario! hahaha

Ariel881 0

There's a video, I believe on Break.com, very similar to this story. The girlfriend demolishes her boyfriends Xbox because she's pissed off at him. She records the whole thing, has him come outside to see it...etc. It's fake and lame even in the video. Maybe this person watched the video, or maybe the girlfriend did and got the idea to break his Xbox.

heh, call the police, you have the note as proof ;)

Call the police, file a report and take her ass to small-claims' court.